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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
The Yankees hit a slam. We hit a 30 ft fly ball and 2 strikeouts, one looking.
We're not even playing the same game. And haven't been for 15 years.
We're not even playing the same game. And haven't been for 15 years.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Couldn’t even get a sac fly out of that? Bases loaded no outs and... ...nothing. Unbelievable.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Severino hung 3 sliders with the bases loaded. Two to Sano and one to Cave. Gotta hit the mistakes.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Besides the Yankees, Bases loaded is our kryptonite. We're the worst hitting team with bases loaded. They forget what to do or something
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It's actually really believable
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WTF was that Cave? You dove at a ball that landed 10' in front of you?
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The 2018 Jake Cave diving at balls 20 feet away has returned
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Haha God damn, the Yankees own this organization so much. Not even the same players and it doesn't matter. They're TERRIFIED.
Ease your mind, have a banana or two.
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or they are just better every time they play them.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Not 15-0 better. Or whatever the F the number is up to.
Just sheer odds a blind squirrel should find a nut. But not one who is scared to even look
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You could say that about 15 different Yankee players over the last 20 years...
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Why was Sano playing 30 feet from the line and four feet in on the grass?
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
I'm guessing that is where the coaches wanted him to play per the charts. It's all about the charts.Grovetown Scotty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 8:53 pmWhy was Sano playing 30 feet from the line and four feet in on the grass?
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Still can't hit.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
With two strikes he should be playing back and probably makes that play.frozen4champs wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 8:57 pmI'm guessing that is where the coaches wanted him to play per the charts. It's all about the charts.Grovetown Scotty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 8:53 pmWhy was Sano playing 30 feet from the line and four feet in on the grass?
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I don't disagree, but it's the coaches fault then.Grovetown Scotty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:00 pmWith two strikes he should be playing back and probably makes that play.frozen4champs wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 8:57 pmI'm guessing that is where the coaches wanted him to play per the charts. It's all about the charts.Grovetown Scotty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 8:53 pmWhy was Sano playing 30 feet from the line and four feet in on the grass?
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Screwed again.
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Still can't hit.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
We suck. About 211 Ks this series.
How many 3-0 counts have our hitters had end in nothing. Their hits turn 0-2 counts into walks and hits.
How many 3-0 counts have our hitters had end in nothing. Their hits turn 0-2 counts into walks and hits.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
This could be the most lop sided of all the sweeps in regards to run differential. Poor Rocco, now he knows.
Not over yet but not looking good. At some point the Yankees are hanging more than a run, it’s what a good O does.
Not over yet but not looking good. At some point the Yankees are hanging more than a run, it’s what a good O does.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Hey, there's a nice DP. Let's turn this game on that!
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Sano, Garver, Kepler... All guys we needed to step up and who have absolutely disappeared.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Wow I really thought the pine tar was gonna work for the big fellow.
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I think we all know how this is gonna turn out
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Odo has pitched about as well as anyone could've hoped. Cave's dive, and Sano's misplay at third cost the 2nd run.
And the Bomba Squad is still MIA
And the Bomba Squad is still MIA
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I can’t believe Baldelli is taking Odorizzi out. What a dimwit.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Misplay at 3rd?fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:36 pmOdo has pitched about as well as anyone could've hoped. Cave's dive, and Sano's misplay at third cost the 2nd run.
And the Bomba Squad is still MIA
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Well, if we can manage to win this game the Yankees are blowing through their bullpen. Not that throwing 10 or fewer pitches matters.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
He quickly moved pretty far away from the line, and stayed in. With 2 outs I would've thought he should've gone back for sure to get more time, but then also a bit closer to the line (that part possibly hindsight). I'm not sure why he was at the edge of the grass with 2 outs.J22 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:49 pmMisplay at 3rd?fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:36 pmOdo has pitched about as well as anyone could've hoped. Cave's dive, and Sano's misplay at third cost the 2nd run.
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And the umpire saves a passed ball... You can't make it up.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
I can pretty much guarantee that Sano was playing exactly where the coaching staff wanted him to. He was up on the edge of the grass because Polanco was behind 2nd base. If Sano is back at 3rd, all Gardiner has to do is touch the ball towards the left side for a free run.fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:52 pmHe quickly moved pretty far away from the line, and stayed in. With 2 outs I would've thought he should've gone back for sure to get more time, but then also a bit closer to the line (that part possibly hindsight). I'm not sure why he was at the edge of the grass with 2 outs.J22 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:49 pmMisplay at 3rd?fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:36 pmOdo has pitched about as well as anyone could've hoped. Cave's dive, and Sano's misplay at third cost the 2nd run.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Still can't hit. No one cares where Sano was playing. This is an offensive team that can't hit in the playoffs.
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And we leave 2 more on base. I don’t care what this team says, the Yankees are in their head.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Pitcher and catcher don't need to cover home with 2 out though. Tricky play. I don't understand the call to play him in with 2 outs then.J22 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:55 pmI can pretty much guarantee that Sano was playing exactly where the coaching staff wanted him to. He was up on the edge of the grass because Polanco was behind 2nd base. If Sano is back at 3rd, all Gardiner has to do is touch the ball towards the left side for a free run.fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:52 pmHe quickly moved pretty far away from the line, and stayed in. With 2 outs I would've thought he should've gone back for sure to get more time, but then also a bit closer to the line (that part possibly hindsight). I'm not sure why he was at the edge of the grass with 2 outs.J22 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:49 pmMisplay at 3rd?fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:36 pmOdo has pitched about as well as anyone could've hoped. Cave's dive, and Sano's misplay at third cost the 2nd run.
And the Bomba Squad is still MIA
Pooping your pants with bases loaded will likely be the defining moment of this game though unless the Yankees pile it on shortly.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Frustrating...
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
I don't really understand what you mean about covering home? Agree that the hitting is what is killing them. Yankees pitchers have been throwing a ton of crushable pitches all night.fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:59 pmPitcher and catcher don't need to cover home with 2 out though. Tricky play. I don't understand the call to play him in with 2 outs then.J22 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:55 pmI can pretty much guarantee that Sano was playing exactly where the coaching staff wanted him to. He was up on the edge of the grass because Polanco was behind 2nd base. If Sano is back at 3rd, all Gardiner has to do is touch the ball towards the left side for a free run.fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:52 pmHe quickly moved pretty far away from the line, and stayed in. With 2 outs I would've thought he should've gone back for sure to get more time, but then also a bit closer to the line (that part possibly hindsight). I'm not sure why he was at the edge of the grass with 2 outs.J22 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:49 pmMisplay at 3rd?fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 9:36 pmOdo has pitched about as well as anyone could've hoped. Cave's dive, and Sano's misplay at third cost the 2nd run.
And the Bomba Squad is still MIA
Pooping your pants with bases loaded will likely be the defining moment of this game though unless the Yankees pile it on shortly.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Ok. If we do rally and pull ahead our closer is gone. Brilliant!
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
I've got no problem with it. Don't save your best for a situation that might never happen. Absolutely need to keep it at 2 until we can figure it out. Any more runs and it's likely over.Grovetown Scotty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 10:06 pmOk. If we do rally and pull ahead our closer is gone. Brilliant!
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Fun season, but time to head south, pull out the golf clubs and start again next February. I was thrilled to have seen the squad make the post-season, but it IS frustrating to seemingly have yet another "Not with a bang but a whimper" ending.
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Your right. Rocco is god.fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 10:09 pmI've got no problem with it. Don't save your best for a situation that might never happen. Absolutely need to keep it at 2 until we can figure it out. Any more runs and it's likely over.Grovetown Scotty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 10:06 pmOk. If we do rally and pull ahead our closer is gone. Brilliant!
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Cannot make it up.
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Gotta give credit.
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When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Brutal take. B-R-U-T-A-LGrovetown Scotty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 10:15 pmYour right. Rocco is god.fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 10:09 pmI've got no problem with it. Don't save your best for a situation that might never happen. Absolutely need to keep it at 2 until we can figure it out. Any more runs and it's likely over.Grovetown Scotty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 10:06 pmOk. If we do rally and pull ahead our closer is gone. Brilliant!
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I'm starting to think Grovetown Scotty is really Paul Molitor.
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Didi with 29 RBIs in last 13 games vs twins. Might as well be 290 at this point.
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LOLfrozen4champs wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 10:27 pmI'm starting to think Grovetown Scotty is really Paul Molitor.
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Kepler, 0 for 9.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Rough series for nearly every twin. But holy cow have Garver and Kepler both looked awful.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Still can't hit.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
In a sick ironic twist, pitching isn’t what will end the Twins season. What have been incredibly active bats will be the death of a season as they fall silent.
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Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
So in game 1 people say he is a moron for not bringing in the horses in a tight game. And now he's an idiot for bringing in his horses to keep it tight game.Grovetown Scotty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 10:15 pmYour right. Rocco is god.fightclub30 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 10:09 pmI've got no problem with it. Don't save your best for a situation that might never happen. Absolutely need to keep it at 2 until we can figure it out. Any more runs and it's likely over.Grovetown Scotty wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07 10:06 pmOk. If we do rally and pull ahead our closer is gone. Brilliant!
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In the playoffs, it's always pitching.
MNGophers29 wrote:When the wife asks, I will just tell her "Rube said it was ok"!! LOL!
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
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Not this series it's not
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posted by sunbone "Sixer- I admit when it comes to Gopher football I make Scooby Doo look like the President of the Optimists Club."
also posted by sunbone "Scooby, a.k.a., Mr. Sunshine."
On my lawn chair on the ledge. Being wrong 75% of the time and loving every minute of it.
posted by sunbone "Sixer- I admit when it comes to Gopher football I make Scooby Doo look like the President of the Optimists Club."

also posted by sunbone "Scooby, a.k.a., Mr. Sunshine."
On my lawn chair on the ledge. Being wrong 75% of the time and loving every minute of it.
Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Imagine paying big bucks to go to this game and them not scoring a run...
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Times advanced in playoffs last 15 seasons: Vikings 3, Wild 2, Twins 0, Wolves 0
1967 last football conference title, 1982 last basketball conference title, 2003 last hockey national championship
109 big four seasons with no finals APPEARANCE
Times advanced in playoffs last 15 seasons: Vikings 3, Wild 2, Twins 0, Wolves 0
1967 last football conference title, 1982 last basketball conference title, 2003 last hockey national championship
Re: Minnesota Twins 2014-2020: Here's Your Damn Thread
Should have posted that earlier
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109 big four seasons with no finals APPEARANCE
Times advanced in playoffs last 15 seasons: Vikings 3, Wild 2, Twins 0, Wolves 0
1967 last football conference title, 1982 last basketball conference title, 2003 last hockey national championship
109 big four seasons with no finals APPEARANCE
Times advanced in playoffs last 15 seasons: Vikings 3, Wild 2, Twins 0, Wolves 0
1967 last football conference title, 1982 last basketball conference title, 2003 last hockey national championship