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What are two things that have never been in my kitchen?

2020.

Vikings: Randy Moss
Twins: Kirby Puckett
Wild: Andrew Brunette
Wolves: Kevin Garnett
Gopher Hockey: Jordan Leopold
Gopher Football: P.J. Fleck
Gopher Basketball: Miles Tarver
North Stars: Dino Ciccarelli

Music. Without question.

I LOATHE plain mayonnaise. Stuff makes me gag if I detect it on a sandwich/burger/whatever.

However, if there's a flavor in addition to that (dill, chipotle, burger sauce), then I'm all over it.

Here's where we got ours:

https://bacraftmadeaprons.squarespace.com/masks-1

Speaking of shortages, I've been looking for a shifter add-on for the racing sim rig I bought for Christmas. Because all the pro drivers went and got rigs for e-racing, you can't find a damn shifter ANYWHERE, unless you're willing to pay $400 for a $50 piece of plastic. Unreal.

I actually got pulled over on that road after Bruce Crossing once, so I'm a bit hesitant to go on speed runs there.

Talking with one of my friends and their parents came over for dinner on Sunday to eat and play board games. When I ask about the stay at home order, they replied “we haven’t gotten together for two months.” No $hit. That’s the point. Some days I DESPERATELY want things to go back to normal so I ca...

He did some small work for my daughter's team this past year. I may have an in.

What’s you favorite candy? Does ANYONE like Circus Peanuts? My favorite is a Twin Bing candy bar. I stock up when I visit Iowa. https://cdn.candynation.com/media/catalog/product/cache/cc72865156500766af3a4ff9131f02d7/c/h/cherry_mash_mini__15702_3.jpg These are better. :mrgreen: 1. Anything Reeses, ...

Now I'm imagining you in the Club Kid outfits from mid-90s New York, and it is HILARIOUS.

First job: bagger at Byerly's in Rosedale. Summer of 1994. The OJ Simpson chase happened while I was working, and everyone who was going through the car pickup lane was talking about it.

I mean, you're not wrong.

Well, I don't think "lean" is a word that's ever been used to describe me.

Thank you.

1st things first: lick my butt. 2nd: Cowgirl's research is correct. 3rd: Canned foods can be low sodium because they're heated to such a level that the contents are sterile, so the preservative aspect isn't as important. Please send picture of butt. PS, you need to post more. We miss you. :) https:...

1st things first: lick my butt.
2nd: Cowgirl's research is correct.
3rd: Canned foods can be low sodium because they're heated to such a level that the contents are sterile, so the preservative aspect isn't as important.

For the love of all that's holy, somebody put the General Lee horn on top of that video!

I didn't see that note about testing, but your point about linear v. exponential stands.

45 new cases today. An encouraging sign.

All of these advances will come in VERY handy during the inevitable second wave.

My work called and asked if I would be willing to deliver curriculum this week. I declined, as I'm at higher risk from this thing due to the 'beetus.

I feel kind of guilty for doing that for some reason.

MinnesotaNorthStar wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 28 1:02 am
6) I told the North Dakota players to shoot pucks at Armadillo.

I KNEW IT!!!

1. I was born in St. Paul at what is now United Hospital, moved to Muncie, Indiana a year later, moved to Austin, Texas when I was seven, and then back up here when I was nine. I consider myself a native Minnesotan, dammit. 2. I have a degree in Culinary Arts, one in Management, and a third in Food ...

What surprised me at Hy Vee in Brooklyn Park yesterday was all of the people with mass quantities of bottled water in their carts. As far as I can tell, there's no fear of the water supply being affected by this, unlike in a natural disaster situation.

The player who tested positive, Rudy Gobert, made sure to touch every microphone and recorder in the room two days ago after being asked about the NBA's virus response.

It's been said before, but cancer.

F*** cancer.

GOOD LAWD.

Well, poo.

I hate when the commercials are always getting interrupted by a football game.

Way to cut back from Tina Fey discussing dog poop in time to show the touchdown, ESPN. Lord and butter.

12-1 through the regular season, lost in the semis with my second-worst week, to the league commish who went 6-7, but had BY FAR his best week. Got third place. Sucks.

Cowgirl wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 17 1:39 pm
Sorry I missed it yesterday, happy belated birthday to @Biddco!

Happy Birthday!

Handyman wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 27 12:14 pm
PAMP IS THE WISCONSIN BADgers OF PIZZA!

SIR.

I'm thrilled with the progress made these last couple of years, and feeling very optimistic for the future with this squad.

But yeah...this is a bitter, BITTER pill to swallow.

At the start of the year, you get told the Gophers will have a 10-2 season, but the two losses are to Iowa and Wisconsin.

How do you feel?

Well, maybe next year.

OK, what the hell happened?

Hey now...AIC has a postseason victory over St. Cloud.

Norm wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 28 7:26 pm
Isn't today a holiday for Sue fans too?

No, they have nothing to be thankful for.

Well, that is WAY too loud of a response to a North Dakota goal.

We hosted our first Thanksgiving today. Not a huge crowd, just the three of us and my parents. Brined turkey breast, Yukon Gold mashed potatoes, stuffing with a crapton of meat in it, corn spoonbread, and candied carrots. Friggin' amazing, if I say so myself.

Handyman wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26 1:56 pm

Luckygirl#13 wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26 12:25 pm
Totinos Party Pizza >>>>>>Pig Ate My Pizza.
FTFY

Well that's just wrong, you silly goose.

I hate Iowa with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

They look like tepid crap right now. Still very early obviously, but cripes.

With a whole lot of people arguing that the Gophers should be #4.

This is friggin' surreal.

The Gophers are 9-0 for first time in Sid Hartman's life. I saw Sid walking into the game. I know he’s 99 years old but he’s in really rough shape. The Bank was really rocking today and the atmosphere was insane. The stadium was pretty full at kickoff and the students were awesome allgame. I loved ...

Handyman wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 28 6:19 pm
I gotta admit...I was expecting to get flamed to high heaven for my post. I also should confess I wanted to add SO MUCH MORE but decided to censor myself

I gotcha, boss.

Eternal pregnancies that only last a few hours.

She's either nuts or doing a very committed bit.

Liquidate all the team's assets, including the elderly club ushers. Raid the Manny's stands for the garlic toast. Make Target Field the world's largest chili bread bowl.

The macaroni and cheese (with bacon and chiles) from Smalley's BBQ in Stillwater lives on at Portside in the same town.

I was extremely happy to learn of this, and even happier to taste it once again tonight.

I never got the love for Pig Ate My Pizza. It is overpriced and overpresented and hardly satisfying. Seems like a spot foodies would go so they can eat a meal they really want )pizza) but not sound lame while doing so. I was vastly underwhelmed. Honestly it is some of the most mediocre pizza I have...

The Rube wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 28 11:09 am
Pig Ate My Pizza is top notch.

Dear God, yes.

We went there the other night for my birthday, and had the Morning Maple. Maple Gruyere sauce, bacon, breakfast sausage, maple syrup, pickled egg, and a sunny-side up egg on top. All the drool.

Anyone ever heard of or tried “beach pizza”? https://www.eater.com/platform/amp/2019/6/13/18638168/beach-pizza-cristys-tripoli-salisbury-new-hampshire-massachusets?__twitter_impression=true I just had St. Louis style pizza for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and I'd sooner have another one of...

Anyone ever heard of or tried “beach pizza”? https://www.eater.com/platform/amp/2019/6/13/18638168/beach-pizza-cristys-tripoli-salisbury-new-hampshire-massachusets?__twitter_impression=true I just had St. Louis style pizza for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and I'd sooner have another one of...

First time I've seen it. I laughed.

davescharf wrote: ↑
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Cowgirl wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 23 11:21 pm
When’s the GPL cabin weekend?
I can see Greyeagle now....

Just don’t invite Dillo and that problem is solved

SOMEBODY doesn't want Car Bomb Cupcakes.

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Greyeagle wrote:At least they showed some pluck.

'Cause they're the team that likes to...?

@Cowgirl WHAT?!?

Well, this isn't starting well.

Like I said, when I'm a part of traffic as a bus driver, with or without students, MY PHONE DOES NOT EXIST. Insta-fire if you break that, no exceptions.

(This does not apply if the bus is parked and turned off, such as waiting for school to let out in the parking lot.)

If you must make a call or reset the GPS, PULL OVER AND STOP.

Am professional driver. If I so much as ACKNOWLEDGE my phone's existence while I'm driving, I'm fired. No questions asked.

I'm fine with banning phone use while driving.

Norm wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 10 8:51 pm
Definitely the most drama I've ever seen on this board.

Have we forgotten that I was in a coma?

I mean, I don't remember a GD thing, but I assume it was pretty friggin' dramatic for everybody else.

Snowing like hell in Maple Grove.

Viking wrote: ↑
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Greyeagle wrote: ↑
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Cowgirl wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 08 8:21 pm
Anyone who expects good food from a fast food restaurant has issues.
What about from gas stations?
Best BBQ I've ever had was from a gas station. And I tormented 'Dillo with pictures. I believe he actually wanted to kill me.

"Wanted," he wrote in past tense...

Made my first visit to Raising Cane's today and I honestly don't get the hype. The chicken fingers were meh and the Cane's sauce is just mayo with some chili powder mixed in. Crinkle fries?? Are you kidding me?? Even the best crinkle fries suck and Cane's should feel shame for selling them. Grade: ...

The Rube wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 07 10:41 pm
Antonio Brown rumored to be a Bill very soon.

That's some high-level masochism on display.

Both of those options are just the worst, too.

Cowgirl wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 07 9:12 pm
So the weather channel app has gone from earlier today saying a foot of snow Saturday to now saying one inch (daytime).

Isn't most of it supposed to happen overnight?

Cowgirl wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 04 10:31 pm
I like to wave too, or sometimes pretend to pick my nose when I walk past security cameras.

Somewhat related: I've been tempted to let one drive into my bus's internal PA system, but am stopped by the 4 cameras recording me at all times.

That, and he's not going to break that KFAN weekday lineup anytime soon. Might as well make a lateral move with a chance to advance.

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