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"Do we really need a sign to live, laugh, and love? The answer is no."

"No fussin', no cussin', no..." *sign gets launched into the garbage can*

Beauner wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 03 2:33 pm
Maybe the worst Roughing the Passer call I've ever seen.

It's in the running for the worst call I've ever seen in any sport, period.

2020's gone.

It can't hurt us anymore.

I like "happy" Christmas music. It's supposed to be a merry time of year, but there are an awful lot of songs that are trying to make you sentimental/cry.

I have depression; the last thing I need is to feel down, especially after this tire fire of a year.

davescharf wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 24 5:08 pm

Armadillo wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 24 4:47 pm

MNNavy wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 24 4:03 pm
Least favorite - Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John Lennon and Yoko Ono
F*** THIS SONG.

Sorry, not sure what came over me there.
Tell us how you really feel

Well sir, I don't like it.

MNNavy wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 24 4:03 pm
Least favorite - Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John Lennon and Yoko Ono

F*** THIS SONG.

Sorry, not sure what came over me there.

Gotta love his Instagram explanation. "Oh, EXCUSE ME for showing love for my friend and her positive impacts on the community!" (paraphrased)

What an entitled ass.

In N Out is good. REALLY good.

Not even close to 14-hour good.

They're baaaaaaaack...

https://www.big10restaurant.com/

They're baaaaaaaack...

What's Pooh Richardson doing these days?

I, too, remember the days when the Charleston was the boffo new dance craze. :mrgreen: Hey, even swing dancing came back in the 90s for a brief while. The Charleston is due.... It was more than a brief while. I was going to Swing Dancing events and clubs for quite awhile. Was a great way for a sing...

I, too, remember the days when the Charleston was the boffo new dance craze.

An epic choke by Polanco did nothing to help. We should be tied going into the bottom of the 9th right now.

Twins are Twinning.

Lord.

Two words: Saquon Barkley.

I agonized for about two minutes about whether to take him or Zeke with the #2 overall pick. I chose poorly.

If the playoffs started today, the Twins would face the Yankees in the first round, because of course they would.

Zach Halverson of the Power Trip and his mom are both in the hospital with Covid.

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne ... h-covid-19

I've played five (9-hole) rounds in the last week. I finally sorted out my damn swing!

Get Donaldson back, lose Kepler and Arraez. Goddammit, anyway.

We were up in Bemidji a few weeks ago on a lark, and ate dinner at Lucky Dogs. Highly recommended if you're a fan of the frankfurters.

https://www.luckydogsbemidji.com/

Is there an “Unpopular Opinions” thread still? Of course not, I just wanted to point out my lifetime of being in love with Gwen Stefani. That is all. So we’re just gonna ignore this? At least he didn't say Nickleback ...yes I'm taking the musical angle since we have a Hot Chicks thread Why not a Tr...

Is there an “Unpopular Opinions” thread still? Of course not, I just wanted to point out my lifetime of being in love with Gwen Stefani. That is all. So we’re just gonna ignore this? At least he didn't say Nickleback ...yes I'm taking the musical angle since we have a Hot Chicks thread If anyone pu...

Wolves get the #1 pick in the 2020 NBA Draft.

Edit: Damn Ninja Luxembourgians.

davescharf wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 18 9:53 pm

Armadillo wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 18 9:43 pm
You keep him in. You HAVE to, for the love of Pete!
There is probably some unwritten Rule that means he has to come out

Well then if he DOESN'T come out, Maeda has to throw at Manny Machado. Them's the rules.

You keep him in. You HAVE to, for the love of Pete!

If you don't want a batter to hit a grand slam off of you, don't groove one over the heart of the plate on a 3-0 count.

Bertogliat wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 02 11:36 am
I am expecting our schools to change to full distance learning by MEA.

I'll take the under.

Well, I WANTED it to be true, so that has to count for something, right?

Right?

Ruh roh in Iowa City:

Fun fact I learned yesterday...The giant armadillo has the longest claw of any mammal. Their claws can be up to 8" long or longer. This is about 22% of the body length which is also the highest percentage of any mammal. There is an @Armadillo joke in there somewhere but in the interest of staying a...

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Armadillo wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 09 1:28 pm
I ordered one of each yesterday, as well.
Welcome to the bandwagon.

Thank you, it's lovely. Will there be drink service or hors d'oeurves?

I ordered one of each yesterday, as well.

We have a season!

-60 games
-Season begins July 23rd or 24th
-Training begins at home parks July 1st
-The National League will have the designated hitter
-Extra innings will begin with a runner on 2nd base

Those last two are, of course, the worst thing to happen ever.

Cowgirl wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 19 11:33 pm

Armadillo wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 19 11:25 pm

Cowgirl wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 19 10:52 pm
Continental is gone, but I think you heard that?
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He looks like he’s pooping.

It's a gif in which he's shaking with rage, but he also might be struggling with a meaty one.

Cowgirl wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 19 10:52 pm
Continental is gone, but I think you heard that?

Jupiter wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 10 8:08 pm
I do not believe I have ever been to Stub & Herb's.

Yes you have; you were at that Evening w/Glen Sonmor where you told me and pregnant La Dilla that we were "done."

The grime is all that's holding the place together!!!

The "structural issue" is probably "being Stub and Herb's."

Karlsson wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 02 10:28 pm
Lightning struck the Victory Memorial flagpole today and knocked the flag off it and to the ground.

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That place is just so damn fascinating.

Man, Mike Max is managing to put himself right in the middle of a hotspot every night. Every time he gets in a sticky situation, I just hear Amelia's voice saying "Maxy be safe." I think he’s gotten tear gassed at some point every night. What a great future pick up line :dup: “They call me Gas Max....

They have a prime opportunity to reunite The Sports Show. Imagine Max, Reusse, Sid, and Dark Star (RIP) commentating this.

Wait, I haven't expounded on the intricacies of the Liberal Party of Canada vs. Parti Quebecois!!!

What are two things that have never been in my kitchen?

2020.

Vikings: Randy Moss
Twins: Kirby Puckett
Wild: Andrew Brunette
Wolves: Kevin Garnett
Gopher Hockey: Jordan Leopold
Gopher Football: P.J. Fleck
Gopher Basketball: Miles Tarver
North Stars: Dino Ciccarelli

Music. Without question.

I LOATHE plain mayonnaise. Stuff makes me gag if I detect it on a sandwich/burger/whatever.

However, if there's a flavor in addition to that (dill, chipotle, burger sauce), then I'm all over it.

Here's where we got ours:

https://bacraftmadeaprons.squarespace.com/masks-1

Speaking of shortages, I've been looking for a shifter add-on for the racing sim rig I bought for Christmas. Because all the pro drivers went and got rigs for e-racing, you can't find a damn shifter ANYWHERE, unless you're willing to pay $400 for a $50 piece of plastic. Unreal.

I actually got pulled over on that road after Bruce Crossing once, so I'm a bit hesitant to go on speed runs there.

Talking with one of my friends and their parents came over for dinner on Sunday to eat and play board games. When I ask about the stay at home order, they replied “we haven’t gotten together for two months.” No $hit. That’s the point. Some days I DESPERATELY want things to go back to normal so I ca...

He did some small work for my daughter's team this past year. I may have an in.

What’s you favorite candy? Does ANYONE like Circus Peanuts? My favorite is a Twin Bing candy bar. I stock up when I visit Iowa. https://cdn.candynation.com/media/catalog/product/cache/cc72865156500766af3a4ff9131f02d7/c/h/cherry_mash_mini__15702_3.jpg These are better. :mrgreen: 1. Anything Reeses, ...

Now I'm imagining you in the Club Kid outfits from mid-90s New York, and it is HILARIOUS.

First job: bagger at Byerly's in Rosedale. Summer of 1994. The OJ Simpson chase happened while I was working, and everyone who was going through the car pickup lane was talking about it.

I mean, you're not wrong.

Well, I don't think "lean" is a word that's ever been used to describe me.

Thank you.

1st things first: lick my butt. 2nd: Cowgirl's research is correct. 3rd: Canned foods can be low sodium because they're heated to such a level that the contents are sterile, so the preservative aspect isn't as important. Please send picture of butt. PS, you need to post more. We miss you. :) https:...

1st things first: lick my butt.
2nd: Cowgirl's research is correct.
3rd: Canned foods can be low sodium because they're heated to such a level that the contents are sterile, so the preservative aspect isn't as important.

For the love of all that's holy, somebody put the General Lee horn on top of that video!

MinnesotaNorthStar wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 28 1:02 am
6) I told the North Dakota players to shoot pucks at Armadillo.

I KNEW IT!!!

1. I was born in St. Paul at what is now United Hospital, moved to Muncie, Indiana a year later, moved to Austin, Texas when I was seven, and then back up here when I was nine. I consider myself a native Minnesotan, dammit. 2. I have a degree in Culinary Arts, one in Management, and a third in Food ...

The player who tested positive, Rudy Gobert, made sure to touch every microphone and recorder in the room two days ago after being asked about the NBA's virus response.

It's been said before, but cancer.

F*** cancer.

12-1 through the regular season, lost in the semis with my second-worst week, to the league commish who went 6-7, but had BY FAR his best week. Got third place. Sucks.

Cowgirl wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 17 1:39 pm
Sorry I missed it yesterday, happy belated birthday to @Biddco!

Happy Birthday!

Handyman wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 27 12:14 pm
PAMP IS THE WISCONSIN BADgers OF PIZZA!

SIR.

We hosted our first Thanksgiving today. Not a huge crowd, just the three of us and my parents. Brined turkey breast, Yukon Gold mashed potatoes, stuffing with a crapton of meat in it, corn spoonbread, and candied carrots. Friggin' amazing, if I say so myself.

Handyman wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26 1:56 pm

Luckygirl#13 wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26 12:25 pm
Totinos Party Pizza >>>>>>Pig Ate My Pizza.
FTFY

Well that's just wrong, you silly goose.

Handyman wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 28 6:19 pm
I gotta admit...I was expecting to get flamed to high heaven for my post. I also should confess I wanted to add SO MUCH MORE but decided to censor myself

I gotcha, boss.

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