Tee09 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:JFC. We won. Be happy.
Who isn't happy?
Jesus. His middle initial is usually given as H, not F.
This is the Mexican Hey-soos. Jesus Fernandez Christ. Cousin of Jesus H. Christ.
Tee09 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:JFC. We won. Be happy.
Who isn't happy?
Jesus. His middle initial is usually given as H, not F.
dxmnkd316 wrote:Tee09 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:JFC. We won. Be happy.
Who isn't happy?
Jesus. His middle initial is usually given as H, not F.
This is the Mexican Hey-soos. Jesus Fernandez Christ. Cousin of Jesus H. Christ.
gopherguy13 wrote:I just don't want to be the worst team in baseball. Keep the pace up to stay ahead of San Diego or Chicago!
dryfly wrote:gopherguy13 wrote:I just don't want to be the worst team in baseball. Keep the pace up to stay ahead of San Diego or Chicago!
Either that or make it a truly epic fail - one that erases the 1962 Mets from the pages of history. Entertain us.
rowshkex wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:Tee09 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:JFC. We won. Be happy.
Who isn't happy?
Jesus. His middle initial is usually given as H, not F.
This is the Mexican Hey-soos. Jesus Fernandez Christ. Cousin of Jesus H. Christ.
...Can he pitch?
Tee09 wrote:rowshkex wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:Tee09 wrote:Jesus. His middle initial is usually given as H, not F.
This is the Mexican Hey-soos. Jesus Fernandez Christ. Cousin of Jesus H. Christ.
...Can he pitch?
No, but I hear he can tap dance.
Tee09 wrote:rowshkex wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:Tee09 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:Who isn't happy?
Jesus. His middle initial is usually given as H, not F.
This is the Mexican Hey-soos. Jesus Fernandez Christ. Cousin of Jesus H. Christ.
...Can he pitch?
No, but I hear he can tap dance.
dxmnkd316 wrote:No no. Jesus TD Christ is JFC's and JHC's uncle.
Armadillo wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:No no. Jesus TD Christ is JFC's and JHC's uncle.
That's a heapin' helpin' of Messiah right there.
Armadillo wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:No no. Jesus TD Christ is JFC's and JHC's uncle.
That's a heapin' helpin' of Messiah right there.
dxmnkd316 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:JFC. We won. Be happy.
Who isn't happy?
You. We win and the first two things you post are basically bitching about Bremer and Mauer.
Tee09 wrote:Armadillo wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:No no. Jesus TD Christ is JFC's and JHC's uncle.
That's a heapin' helpin' of Messiah right there.
You mean "a mess o' Messiah".
Edit: I'm eagerly awaiting all the Jesus talk to make it's way back to how Baby Jesus with sideburns refuses to hit for power.
Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:JFC. We won. Be happy.
Who isn't happy?
You. We win and the first two things you post are basically bitching about Bremer and Mauer.
Can you teach me some cheers superfan?
I was agreeing with GE's post. My guess is nearly everybody watching the game was praying Joe didn't hit a ground ball. We're all terrible fans.
dxmnkd316 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:JFC. We won. Be happy.
Who isn't happy?
You. We win and the first two things you post are basically bitching about Bremer and Mauer.
Can you teach me some cheers superfan?
I was agreeing with GE's post. My guess is nearly everybody watching the game was praying Joe didn't hit a ground ball. We're all terrible fans.
You again?

dxmnkd316 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:JFC. We won. Be happy.
Who isn't happy?
You. We win and the first two things you post are basically bitching about Bremer and Mauer.
Beauner wrote:Was Revere's bunt attempt as brutal as Gladden made it sound? He just ripped him to shreds.
Beauner wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:JFC. We won. Be happy.
Who isn't happy?
You. We win and the first two things you post are basically bitching about Bremer and Mauer.
"Basically bitching about Bremer and Mauer" by saying "I was hoping Mauer wouldn't hit into a double play" (he is currently leading the big leagues in GIDP IIRC) and "Bremer might need 2 weeks off after calling a walkoff HR that he's been fantasizing about since the stadium bill passed"?
Any Twins fan not saying "Please don't hit a ground ball" during the Mauer at-bat is delusional. You have a good hitter behind Mauer, a left handed pitcher that Willingham played with last year, and first and 2nd with 1 out against a sinkerball pitcher and a guy prone to GIDPs. My first thought was "Please hit the ball in the air." Hell, even Gladden said something along the lines of "Mauer needs to get this ball in the air."
The Bremer comment was more of a joke than a bitch, but obviously Bushwood and I can't say anything positive about the Twins so everything we say is completely negative and bitching.
DeVries had a pretty solid outing today from what I heard. They were interviewing Perkins between innings on the radio and he said he's happy to see another Gopher in the majors (3 currently playing). I'd like to see him stick with the club. He seems to have decent stuff and battles well.
Was Revere's bunt attempt as brutal as Gladden made it sound? He just ripped him to shreds.
Armadillo wrote:Beauner wrote:Was Revere's bunt attempt as brutal as Gladden made it sound? He just ripped him to shreds.
Worse. It was baaaaaaad.
Beauner wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:JFC. We won. Be happy.
Who isn't happy?
You. We win and the first two things you post are basically bitching about Bremer and Mauer.
"Basically bitching about Bremer and Mauer" by saying "I was hoping Mauer wouldn't hit into a double play" (he is currently leading the big leagues in GIDP IIRC) and "Bremer might need 2 weeks off after calling a walkoff HR that he's been fantasizing about since the stadium bill passed"?
Any Twins fan not saying "Please don't hit a ground ball" during the Mauer at-bat is delusional. You have a good hitter behind Mauer, a left handed pitcher that Willingham played with last year, and first and 2nd with 1 out against a sinkerball pitcher and a guy prone to GIDPs. My first thought was "Please hit the ball in the air." Hell, even Gladden said something along the lines of "Mauer needs to get this ball in the air."
The Bremer comment was more of a joke than a bitch, but obviously Bushwood and I can't say anything positive about the Twins so everything we say is completely negative and bitching.
DeVries had a pretty solid outing today from what I heard. They were interviewing Perkins between innings on the radio and he said he's happy to see another Gopher in the majors (3 currently playing). I'd like to see him stick with the club. He seems to have decent stuff and battles well.
Was Revere's bunt attempt as brutal as Gladden made it sound? He just ripped him to shreds.
The Rube wrote:MN Sports Lesson:
Baby Jesus: Joe Mauer
Purple Jesus: Adrian Peterson
Bebe Jesus: Ricky Rubio
gopherguy13 wrote:The Rube wrote:MN Sports Lesson:
Baby Jesus: Joe Mauer
Purple Jesus: Adrian Peterson
Bebe Jesus: Ricky Rubio
Shouldn't it be "Bebé Jesús"?
Beauner wrote:Armadillo wrote:Beauner wrote:Was Revere's bunt attempt as brutal as Gladden made it sound? He just ripped him to shreds.
Worse. It was baaaaaaad.
That's the second time he's popped up a sac bunt in the last couple days. You'd think for a guy with his elite speed he'd be pretty comfortable getting the bunt down, whether for a sac or for a hit. If the ball is above the letters, let the damn thing go. Put the bat at the top of the zone and don't go higher. It's pretty basic baseball.![]()
Either way, a sac bunt there means they would IBB Mauer 95% of the time to set up the force out, but still man. Can't pop bunts up in that situation (and this is coming from a guy who doesn't like sac bunts!)
Superstar wrote:Twins just completed their 1st home series sweep since June of last year.
Bushwood Gopher wrote:Josh Willingham had 7 RBI this series, 5 of them with 2 outs. He now has 35 for the season which is good for 5th overall in the AL.
2012 2013 2014 2015
Joe Mauer 23M 23M 23M 23M
Justin Morneau 14M 14M FA
Josh Willingham 7M 7M 7M FA
Carl Pavano 8.5M FA
Denard Span 3M 4.75M 6.5M 500k [FA-*]
Scott Baker 6.5M 0 [FA-*]
Nick Blackburn 4.75M 5.5M 0 [FA-*]
Glen Perkins 1.55M 2.5M 3.75M 3.75M
Tsuyoshi Nishioka 3M 3M 250k [Arb-*] Arb
Jamey Carroll 2.75M 3.75M 250k [FA-*]
Francisco Liriano 5.5M FA
Matt Capps 4.5M 250k [FA-*]
Ryan Doumit 3M FA
Jason Marquis 3M FA
Alexi Casilla 1.38M Arb-3 FA
Jared Burton 750k Arb-4 FA
Sean Burroughs 525k Arb-3 FA
Brian Duensing 515k Arb-1 Arb-2 Arb-3
Danny Valencia 515k Pre-Arb-3 Arb-1 Arb-2
Ben Revere 492.5k Pre-Arb-2 Arb-1 Arb-2
Alex Burnett 490k Pre-Arb-3 Arb-1 Arb-2
Anthony Swarzak 487.5k Pre-Arb-3 Arb-1 Arb-2
Jeff Gray 485k Pre-Arb-3 Arb-1 Arb-2
Luke Hughes 485k Pre-Arb-2 Arb-1 Arb-2
Trevor Plouffe 485k Pre-Arb-2 Arb-1 Arb-2
Matt Maloney 482.5k Pre-Arb-3 Arb-1 Arb-2
Clete Thomas 481k Pre-Arb-3 Arb-1 Arb-2
Liam Hendriks 480k Pre-Arb-2 Pre-Arb-3 Arb-1
Chris Parmelee 480k Pre-Arb-2 Pre-Arb-3 Arb-1
Kyle Waldrop 480k Pre-Arb-2 Pre-Arb-3 Arb-1
Joel Zumaya 850k
2012 2013 2014 2015
Signed *30 8 4 2
Dollars Committed *99.9M 63.8M 40.8M 27.25M
Contract Options 2 3 1
Option Values 15.25M 14M 9M
Arb Eligible 1-0-2-1 9-1-0-0 3-9-2-0
Arb Costs 20M 26.25M 51.8M
Other Players 13 11 9
Other Costs 9.43M 7.97M 6.53M
Payroll (no options) 93.2M 75M 85.5M
Payroll (options) 107M 86.8M 93.8M
dxmnkd316 wrote:The only way the Twins don't trade him is if they think they can turn this team around in two years. Which isn't as impossible as it sounds. It would be impossible without a significant amount of free agent pitchers being picked up...
rowshkex wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:The only way the Twins don't trade him is if they think they can turn this team around in two years. Which isn't as impossible as it sounds. It would be impossible without a significant amount of free agent pitchers being picked up...
I think I'd rather see them restock, to be honest. We'd need at least three solid starting pitchers to really content for much, assuming our injured prospects end up being duds, and unless people like Sano, Dozier, Rosario, etc. can develop rapidly, I don't see us doing much...
dxmnkd316 wrote:rowshkex wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:The only way the Twins don't trade him is if they think they can turn this team around in two years. Which isn't as impossible as it sounds. It would be impossible without a significant amount of free agent pitchers being picked up...
I think I'd rather see them restock, to be honest. We'd need at least three solid starting pitchers to really content for much, assuming our injured prospects end up being duds, and unless people like Sano, Dozier, Rosario, etc. can develop rapidly, I don't see us doing much...
Agreed. Unless the Pohlads up the payroll.
Which leads me into my next point. I was listening to 1500 on the way home tonight and Souhan was in for Pellisero. He was plugging his Strib article while discussing Mauer being booed last night. Everyone on here knows how much I despise Souhan. But I think the blind squirrel has something here.
http://www.startribune.com/sports/twins/155550255.html
I think he's on to something here when he says the Pohlads need to take a new approach to the Mauer contract. Think of the $10m as a fee to prevent a catastrophe that could have happened if they hadn't resigned him and the support for season tickets dropped out. (And don't bring up the losing seasons does the same thing - I agree but losing support "now" is always worse than potentially losing support "later".) If they view that $10m as marketing, they should consider upping the payroll by that amount to offset it.
The Mauer contract is definitely hurting the team, but you can't use that as an excuse now. The deal is done and there's nothing we can do about it. Time to adjust instead of crying into our hands.


Handyman wrote:If they have Blackburn, Liriano and Baker in next years rotation not only is that not a rebuilt rotation but the team will continue to go nowhere. If Liriana does well for a bit trade him to anyone who will take him they need to be rid of him. Keep Blackburn only because Baker is coming off surgery (then get rid of him) and go young. Sign a couple guys and go from there. Everyone in this rotation is expendable.
Beauner wrote:Handyman wrote:If they have Blackburn, Liriano and Baker in next years rotation not only is that not a rebuilt rotation but the team will continue to go nowhere. If Liriana does well for a bit trade him to anyone who will take him they need to be rid of him. Keep Blackburn only because Baker is coming off surgery (then get rid of him) and go young. Sign a couple guys and go from there. Everyone in this rotation is expendable.
Liriano is done in a Twins uniform after this season. He's just not getting it done and the Twins don't seem generally thrilled with his offseason workouts throughout his career.
Baker will probably be in the rotation next year because his contract is up and he'll be able to be re-signed on the cheap. Blackburn, who knows. He will probably start with the Twins just because if he didn't we'd be replacing 3 starters with Pavano and Liriano going elsewhere.
I wouldn't be surprised next year with a rotation of Gibson, Diamond, Walters, Blackburn, Baker.
Snowcool08 wrote:Surprised no one posted this yet, but Jonah Keri on Grantland wrote an article about what's wrong with the Twins. It's nothing that Twin's fans don't already know, but it's interesting to hear an outsider's prospective. The article title suggests there are going to be solutions on what the Twins should do, but there's very little of that and more analysis on what went wrong.
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-trian ... -the-twins
dxmnkd316 wrote:Snowcool08 wrote:Surprised no one posted this yet, but Jonah Keri on Grantland wrote an article about what's wrong with the Twins. It's nothing that Twin's fans don't already know, but it's interesting to hear an outsider's prospective. The article title suggests there are going to be solutions on what the Twins should do, but there's very little of that and more analysis on what went wrong.
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-trian ... -the-twins
I've got to say I completely agree with you this article comes from an outsider who hasn't paid much attention to the organization. The more I read, the more obvious it became.
Specifically the piece about Santana. Sure, the Rangers got a hell of a lot for Texiera. The problem was, Johan made it absolutely clear he wasn't going to sign here and the Twins had to trade him for what they could get. The real problem wasn't getting a pile of crap for him. It was that they didn't (and perhaps couldn't) trade him earlier. Obviously this was in the heart of their decade of dominance in the AL Central and trading away an ace like that isn't ideal until all other options are exhausted. So I could see arguments on both sides of the argument on whether the Twins completely blew it on that trade.
Dumping JJ Hardy was also a situation that wasn't necessarily a terrible idea at the time. The guy played 60% of the time and was continuing his three-year HR slide from his peak in 2007. His OPS was below his career average and the Twins thought they were getting a better, and younger, SS in Nishioka. The problem wasn't dumping JJ Hardy. It was their scouts blowing their analysis of Nishioka so badly that it bordered on criminal. I'm still dumbfounded on how badly they screwed up on scouting this dreck of a player.
They do have a point on the Wilson Ramos trade. I wasn't terribly happy with that trade when it happened. I thought it was a bit myopic and they overvalued Capps. They had the right idea in trading to get a younger reliever to replace Nathan, but they flubbed it. Capps had a career SV% in the mid-80s (although I will grant that this was with the Pirates), a career WHIP well over 1.0, and a BAA of .260 (!!).
All in all, the article did a great job at pointing out the Twins, in the near term, are boned.
dxmnkd316 wrote:http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1203704-2012-mlb-mock-draft-updating-every-projected-pick-of-the-sandwich-round/page/2
dxmnkd316 wrote:I believe BR is starting in the second round...? #32 pick overall is where they have him.
But then again, that could be because baseball has the goofiest of all the drafts.
dxmnkd316 wrote:I believe BR is starting in the second round...? #32 pick overall is where they have him.
But then again, that could be because baseball has the goofiest of all the drafts.
Beauner wrote:dxmnkd316 wrote:I believe BR is starting in the second round...? #32 pick overall is where they have him.
But then again, that could be because baseball has the goofiest of all the drafts.
Yeah that one was starting at the Supplemental round, which IIRC, are the picks we got for Cuddyer and Kubel signing elsewhere.
I'd guess the Twins will take Appel if he's available, otherwise we'll go Buxton. I believe Houston will take Appel, but you never know.
Buxton projects to be a high-end talent. Some scouts have reported him as a combination of the Upton brothers (BJ's legs, Justin's upper body).
Twins catcher Joe Mauer was the No. 1 overall pick in the 2011 draft.
MLB.com wrote:6'00" 190lbs DOB: 05/27/94
As the spring progressed, few high school arms had more helium than this right-hander from Puerto Rico. A strong "undersized right-hander," Berrios has a compact and sound delivery that produces two potentially plus pitches. He can throw his fastball now in the 93-96 mph range, perhaps even touching a 97 mph at times. He can elevate the fastball when he needs to and can work down in the zone as well, showing good life to the heater when he does. He backs that up with a power breaking ball, around 80 mph, that's an absolute hammer. His changeup is behind the other two, common for pitchers at this level, but he's shown a feel for it, and it has the chance to be a usable third pitch. He's aggressive and throws strikes, for the most part. While he's young, he's mature, both physically and in terms of his mound presence. There isn't much projection -- he's not the type of prep arm who projects to be much more than he is -- but he has more than enough now stuff to draw a lot of attention in the early stages of the Draft

MLB.com wrote:6'03" 195lbs DOB: 11/13/90
The younger brother of Red Sox pitcher Daniel Bard, Luke may not throw quite as hard as big bro, but he has enough fastball, touching the mid-90s at times. He combines that with a good power slider, and that was enough to have some success when he was given a chance to start for Georgia Tech this year. A torn lat muscle ended his season early, somewhat ending his climb. Most see his future in the bullpen, where the his combination of fastball and power breaking ball would play up.

Bigbeer wrote:Brandon Inge has 5 4 RBI games since being released by DET and going to Oakland. It's not like we have a need or he's a Twins type of hard working player...
This team has the worst judgement on when to take a chance on a player.
dryfly wrote:You all realize we are no longer on track to lose 100 games?
dryfly wrote:You all realize we are no longer on track to lose 100 games?
h8red wrote:dryfly wrote:You all realize we are no longer on track to lose 100 games?
Oh don't worry...we're playing the soft part of the schedule now. They will run off a few losing streaks of 8+or more.
I'm wondering if the Cubs series will end up in a tie: 0-0 or 23-23 each game
dryfly wrote:Like I said - we have to play those Cubs a LOT more often.
Tee09 wrote:dryfly wrote:Like I said - we have to play those Cubs a LOT more often.
and quit bitching so much, because things could always be a lot worse. Your 2012 Chicago Cubs... we help other fan bases count their blessings.
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