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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby trixR4kids » Wed 5/02/12 10:24 pm

Liriano's problem is that he lost some velocity on his fastball. So he's erratic and walks way too many people and when he does find the strike zone it gets pummeled. Not exactly a good combination.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby dryfly » Wed 5/02/12 10:39 pm

team22tank wrote:The Twins suck that is all there is to it.

All professional teams in MN suck right now and the Twins are on their way to sucking the most.


At least until the Vikings take the field this fall.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby HockeyBum » Wed 5/02/12 10:42 pm

Don Adams Wheel of Justice wrote:This series against the Angels has been brutal to watch. This type of effort, or lack thereof, is what gets managers and pitching coaches fired.


I don't think it's as much a lack of effort as it is a lack of talent. This pitching staff is embarrassing.

The Twins have scored at least 5 runs in all 6 of the wins they have so far this year. It's hard to win a lot of ballgames when you need to score at least 5 or 6 runs to have a chance.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bushwood Gopher » Wed 5/02/12 10:58 pm

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Don Adams Wheel of Justice wrote:This series against the Angels has been brutal to watch. This type of effort, or lack thereof, is what gets managers and pitching coaches fired.


I don't think it's as much a lack of effort as it is a lack of talent. This pitching staff is embarrassing.


You do realize that they've scored in one inning of this series so far right? Unless MLB adopts NHL style shootouts after 9 innings of a 0 - 0 game, you can never win scoring zero runs. They gave up 4 runs each of the first two games--games that were clearly winnable.

That isn't to say the pitching is good. It isn't. The hitting is even worse. Assuming they score less than 2 runs again tonight, that will make 11 of their first 24 games. They had 59 last year. They don't hit for power, and they don't run. They are a giant vacuum of nothingness on offense.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Six Hole » Wed 5/02/12 11:27 pm

What sort of odds can I get that this won't be the only time the Twins are no-hit this season?
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby gopherguy13 » Wed 5/02/12 11:38 pm

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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bigbeer » Wed 5/02/12 11:39 pm

Your Minnesota Twins...reaching new lows on a daily basis.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bushwood Gopher » Wed 5/02/12 11:41 pm

Bigbeer wrote:Your Minnesota Twins...reaching new lows on a daily basis.


Our winning percentage right now is still better than Gardenhire's career playoff winning percentage. For another three games at least...
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Six Hole » Wed 5/02/12 11:45 pm

Bushwood Gopher wrote:
Bigbeer wrote:Your Minnesota Twins...reaching new lows on a daily basis.


Our winning percentage right now is still better than Gardenhire's career playoff winning percentage. For another three games at least...


:dup: Good stuff!
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby rowshkex » Wed 5/02/12 11:52 pm

It was great to see the Twins on the front page of Sportsline tonight!

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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Hobey Baker » Thu 5/03/12 12:25 am

It will be interesting to see how the Twins front office handles this start. Gardy is their guy. Will they hold him responsible??
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Handyman » Thu 5/03/12 1:52 am

I am not a Gardy guy but Casey Stengel couldnt win with this team. This lineup and pitching staff is an insult to the word pathetic.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby davescharf » Thu 5/03/12 6:30 am

Gardy is leaving the club for 3 days to see his daughter graduate from college. Let the pillaging of that decision begin :roll:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby PrideOnIce » Thu 5/03/12 6:47 am

If the twins could get a new stadium, then they could put a competitive team on the field. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Tee09 » Thu 5/03/12 6:55 am

PrideOnIce wrote:If the twins could get a new stadium, then they could put a competitive team on the field. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby sunbone » Thu 5/03/12 9:22 am

davescharf wrote:Gardy is leaving the club for 3 days to see his daughter graduate from college. Let the pillaging of that decision begin :roll:


I don't like it. :)
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby gopher6 » Thu 5/03/12 9:29 am

Don Adams Wheel of Justice wrote:This series against the Angels has been brutal to watch. This type of effort, or lack thereof, is what gets managers and pitching coaches fired.


The Twinkies,Wild,Queens all are so bad at rebuilding there teams I am embarrassed to say the Timberpuppies are the only local pro team that has improved, and I hate the NBA :chainsaw:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby trixR4kids » Thu 5/03/12 11:37 am

Handyman wrote:I am not a Gardy guy but Casey Stengel couldnt win with this team. This lineup and pitching staff is an insult to the word pathetic.

Unlike Casey he will probably do better than the '62 Mets :D

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Don Adams Wheel of Justice wrote:This series against the Angels has been brutal to watch. This type of effort, or lack thereof, is what gets managers and pitching coaches fired.


The Twinkies,Wild,Queens all are so bad at rebuilding there teams I am embarrassed to say the Timberpuppies are the only local pro team that has improved, and I hate the NBA :chainsaw:

At least the Twins got rid of Bill Smith. And this is a club that never gets rid of anyone. Sadly baseball has a long slow rebuilding process but I do think they've already made a step in the right direction in that regard.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby gopherguy13 » Thu 5/03/12 11:47 am

Hobey Baker wrote:It will be interesting to see how the Twins front office handles this start. Gardy is their guy. Will they hold him responsible??

He needs to go.

It was a good run (for the most part), but it's time to part ways!
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bushwood Gopher » Thu 5/03/12 11:57 am

trixR4kids wrote:
Handyman wrote:I am not a Gardy guy but Casey Stengel couldnt win with this team. This lineup and pitching staff is an insult to the word pathetic.

Unlike Casey he will probably do better than the '62 Mets :D

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Don Adams Wheel of Justice wrote:This series against the Angels has been brutal to watch. This type of effort, or lack thereof, is what gets managers and pitching coaches fired.


The Twinkies,Wild,Queens all are so bad at rebuilding there teams I am embarrassed to say the Timberpuppies are the only local pro team that has improved, and I hate the NBA :chainsaw:

At least the Twins got rid of Bill Smith. And this is a club that never gets rid of anyone. Sadly baseball has a long slow rebuilding process but I do think they've already made a step in the right direction in that regard.


Stengel has 7 World Series championships to fall back on. Gardy has, well, none. He did win a playoff series that one time, though.

The Twins didn't fully get rid of Billy Smith. They removed him from the position of GM and shuffled him a few doors down the hallway and gave him a new title. The self-labeled administrator is still in charge of international player development.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby trixR4kids » Thu 5/03/12 1:14 pm

Fine, he's not the GM anymore. That's still a huge improvement.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Gopherguy05 » Thu 5/03/12 1:31 pm

I know managers are always the scapegoat, but is it really Gardy's fault that our starting pitchers would have trouble getting some beer league softball players out? I don't really think you can blame the managerial style when its clearly a personnel problem...
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Kelor » Thu 5/03/12 1:40 pm

I still don't really know who's fault it was last year that Gardy had little control over his "elite" players, but frankly I doubt if that culture will be easy to remove without Gardy being removed himself. Time will tell.

I have watched very little this year, but I'm assuming there is still a bunch of running through signs, swinging when not advised, lack of player interest, and rampant player wussification. I'm assuming much of this is thanks to Smith.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby sunbone » Thu 5/03/12 1:48 pm

Bushwood Gopher wrote: Stengel has 7 World Series championships to fall back on. Gardy has, well, none. He did win a playoff series that one time, though.

The Twins didn't fully get rid of Billy Smith. They removed him from the position of GM and shuffled him a few doors down the hallway and gave him a new title. The self-labeled administrator is still in charge of international player development.


Funny when Stengel had players named Mantle, DiMaggio, Berra, Ford, etc. he was winning World Series and when he had guys named Throneberry, Neal, Chacon, etc. he was losing 120 games a year. I wonder why. :wink:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Armadillo » Thu 5/03/12 2:18 pm

sunbone wrote:
Bushwood Gopher wrote: Stengel has 7 World Series championships to fall back on. Gardy has, well, none. He did win a playoff series that one time, though.

The Twins didn't fully get rid of Billy Smith. They removed him from the position of GM and shuffled him a few doors down the hallway and gave him a new title. The self-labeled administrator is still in charge of international player development.


Funny when Stengel had players named Mantle, DiMaggio, Berra, Ford, etc. he was winning World Series and when he had guys named Throneberry, Neal, Chacon, etc. he was losing 120 games a year. I wonder why. :wink:


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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bushwood Gopher » Thu 5/03/12 2:27 pm

sunbone wrote:
Bushwood Gopher wrote: Stengel has 7 World Series championships to fall back on. Gardy has, well, none. He did win a playoff series that one time, though.

The Twins didn't fully get rid of Billy Smith. They removed him from the position of GM and shuffled him a few doors down the hallway and gave him a new title. The self-labeled administrator is still in charge of international player development.


Funny when Stengel had players named Mantle, DiMaggio, Berra, Ford, etc. he was winning World Series and when he had guys named Throneberry, Neal, Chacon, etc. he was losing 120 games a year. I wonder why. :wink:


And when Gardenhire had two different league MVPs and a two-time Cy Young winner he wasn't. Not even best of 5 playoff series. With home field.

Just for the record, I don't lay blame on him for the 6 - 18 start. I do for the 6 - 21 career playoff record. At any rate, nothing will happen to him. Play in a crap division and when you go to the playoffs you aren't ever expected to beat teams from the East. Lose 100 games and it's because you don't have good enough personnel. He has a world class gig.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby monty » Thu 5/03/12 2:51 pm

Look at this differently. I think the front office thought that Baker and Gibson would their 1&2 starters, Pavano and Blackburn 3&4 and Lirano helping out if he got himself straight. They also thought Wimmers would be a possible replacement for any of them. Their injury problems have hurt the starting staff and their lack of depth pitching in the farm system has been exposed. I think they need to trade from their depth in the outfield for pitching help. And no Revere is a part of that depth.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bushwood Gopher » Thu 5/03/12 3:13 pm

monty wrote: I think they need to trade from their depth in the outfield for pitching help. And no Revere is a part of that depth.


Who is? Kubel/Cuddyer are both gone who maybe could've been traded, maybe not. Aaron Hicks until very recently has been a disappointment in the farm. Who's left? Joe Benson? Oswaldo Arcia? They don't have depth anywhere from which to trade.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby sunbone » Thu 5/03/12 3:14 pm

Bushwood Gopher wrote:
sunbone wrote:
Bushwood Gopher wrote: Stengel has 7 World Series championships to fall back on. Gardy has, well, none. He did win a playoff series that one time, though.

The Twins didn't fully get rid of Billy Smith. They removed him from the position of GM and shuffled him a few doors down the hallway and gave him a new title. The self-labeled administrator is still in charge of international player development.


Funny when Stengel had players named Mantle, DiMaggio, Berra, Ford, etc. he was winning World Series and when he had guys named Throneberry, Neal, Chacon, etc. he was losing 120 games a year. I wonder why. :wink:


And when Gardenhire had two different league MVPs and a two-time Cy Young winner he wasn't. Not even best of 5 playoff series. With home field.

Just for the record, I don't lay blame on him for the 6 - 18 start. I do for the 6 - 21 career playoff record. At any rate, nothing will happen to him. Play in a crap division and when you go to the playoffs you aren't ever expected to beat teams from the East. Lose 100 games and it's because you don't have good enough personnel. He has a world class gig.


Meh. Generally the team with better players wins. I do agree Gardy should have a better postseason record. When I look at the matchups he has had realistically his teams should have gone about 9-18.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Chris Eckes » Fri 5/04/12 10:00 am

Am I allowed to say that this team is going to be historically bad yet? DX? At what point is it okay to admit that this year's Twins are a pathetic excuse for a baseball team?
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Re: Twins 2012 season

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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Handyman » Fri 5/04/12 11:04 am

I wont believe it until I see it in graph form...or at least an Excel spreadsheet! :D
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby sunbone » Fri 5/04/12 11:11 am

Lifetime extension for Gardy! :)
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby h8red » Fri 5/04/12 12:35 pm

Don Adams Wheel of Justice wrote:This series against the Angels has been brutal to watch. This type of effort, or lack thereof, is what gets managers and pitching coaches fired.



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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby JWG » Fri 5/04/12 3:59 pm

Maybe the Vikings can play here.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Beauner » Fri 5/04/12 4:10 pm

Twins claimed OF Erik Komatsu off waivers from St. Louis and designated Clete Thomas for assignment, thus ending the guy who strikes out more than anybody I've ever seen (16 times in 23 ABs IIRC).
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bushwood Gopher » Fri 5/04/12 5:09 pm

Beauner wrote:Twins claimed OF Erik Komatsu off waivers from St. Louis and designated Clete Thomas for assignment, thus ending the guy who strikes out more than anybody I've ever seen (16 times in 23 ABs IIRC).
Komatsu is 24 years old, an 8th round pick out of Cal State Fullerton. He played CF and RF for St. Louis.


For a team with so much supposed outfield depth we sure seem to be claiming a lot of stiffs off waivers. :lol:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby dxmnkd316 » Fri 5/04/12 7:27 pm

The X Factor wrote:Am I allowed to say that this team is going to be historically bad yet? DX? At what point is it okay to admit that this year's Twins are a pathetic excuse for a baseball team?


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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Beauner » Fri 5/04/12 8:22 pm

The Twins haven't gotten a hit since the top of the 3rd inning on TUESDAY. That is 15 straight hitless innings. :oops: :oops:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby HockeyBum » Fri 5/04/12 10:26 pm

Beauner wrote:The Twins haven't gotten a hit since the top of the 3rd inning on TUESDAY. That is 15 straight hitless innings. :oops: :oops:


Hey... they have 2 singles through 5 innings so far tonight. I'm back on the bandwagon!
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Chris83 » Fri 5/04/12 10:36 pm

25 consecutive scoreless innings. Scored in just 1 inning of the past 34. :shock:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bushwood Gopher » Fri 5/04/12 11:20 pm

Chris83 wrote:25 consecutive scoreless innings. Scored in just 1 inning of the past 34. :shock:


They shouldn't have scored any tonight either (at least thru 7). Casilla got a gift walk that was strike 3 and the tapper that Span hit back to the mound was the easiest GIDP that you will ever see. Somehow Seattle didn't manage to get an out anywhere on that play.

This team can really hit.

EDIT: FSN Post game led with the headline: Twins Offense Awakens. We had 5 hits and Seattle gave up 1 earned run. You can't even make this stuff up....
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Slap Shot » Sat 5/05/12 1:35 pm

Sad thing is I thought the hitting would at least be marginally better than the pitching. :oops:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Hobey Baker » Sat 5/05/12 5:08 pm

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Chris83 wrote:25 consecutive scoreless innings. Scored in just 1 inning of the past 34. :shock:


They shouldn't have scored any tonight either (at least thru 7). Casilla got a gift walk that was strike 3 and the tapper that Span hit back to the mound was the easiest GIDP that you will ever see. Somehow Seattle didn't manage to get an out anywhere on that play.

This team can really hit.

EDIT: FSN Post game led with the headline: Twins Offense Awakens. We had 5 hits and Seattle gave up 1 earned run. You can't even make this stuff up....


That inning was a cluster but something they needed.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Beauner » Sat 5/05/12 8:47 pm

Watching Felix pitch against the Twins is like what watching Randy Johnson throw against the Coon Rapids LLWS team would be like.

I heard a stat today on the pregame show that the Twins starting rotation is averaging something like 5.15 K/9. The only starting staff in MLB history lower than that was the 2003 Detroit Tigers. That Tigers team went 43-119. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby rowshkex » Sat 5/05/12 9:06 pm

Beauner wrote:Watching Felix pitch against the Twins is like what watching Randy Johnson throw against the Coon Rapids LLWS team would be like.

I heard a stat today on the pregame show that the Twins starting rotation is averaging something like 5.15 K/9. The only starting staff in MLB history lower than that was the 2003 Detroit Tigers. That Tigers team went 43-119. :oops: :oops: :oops:


...And wasn't it the Twins who lost two straight to that team on the last two games of the year to prevent them from breaking the record? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Six Hole » Sat 5/05/12 9:18 pm

Twins taking the Nathan/Baker/et al approach with Wimmers' torn UCL. Surprising.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby HockeyBum » Sat 5/05/12 10:22 pm

So Terry goes dumpster diving on the waiver wire again and picks up some guy named Erik Komatsu. Let's just hope he's as good as Clete Thomas! :wink:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby dryfly » Sat 5/05/12 10:41 pm

rowshkex wrote:
Beauner wrote:Watching Felix pitch against the Twins is like what watching Randy Johnson throw against the Coon Rapids LLWS team would be like.

I heard a stat today on the pregame show that the Twins starting rotation is averaging something like 5.15 K/9. The only starting staff in MLB history lower than that was the 2003 Detroit Tigers. That Tigers team went 43-119. :oops: :oops: :oops:


...And wasn't it the Twins who lost two straight to that team on the last two games of the year to prevent them from breaking the record? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Well... 7-19 is on pace to lose 118 + change.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Six Hole » Sat 5/05/12 10:54 pm

Twins have nine hits in their last four games.

EDIT: According to ELIAS, that's the lowest total for any four-game stretch in modern major league history.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Beauner » Sun 5/06/12 5:41 pm

Six Hole wrote:Twins have nine hits in their last four games.

EDIT: According to ELIAS, that's the lowest total for any four-game stretch in modern major league history.


Ryan Doumit has 2 HRs today. His first one today was the first Twins HR in 9 games according to Bremer.
His second HR was a bomb. I hope he can get his bat going. Something about the way he leaves his back leg/foot flat really bothers me, but I guess if he's going to hit bombs I'm ok with it :mrgreen:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby JWG » Sun 5/06/12 5:58 pm

Beauner wrote:
Six Hole wrote:Twins have nine hits in their last four games.

EDIT: According to ELIAS, that's the lowest total for any four-game stretch in modern major league history.


Ryan Doumit has 2 HRs today. His first one today was the first Twins HR in 9 games according to Bremer.
His second HR was a bomb. I hope he can get his bat going. Something about the way he leaves his back leg/foot flat really bothers me, but I guess if he's going to hit bombs I'm ok with it :mrgreen:


Too bad they were the only two runs in the Twins scored as they lose their 8th in their last 10 and carry the worst record in baseball - including only 1 of 3 teams with less than 10 wins. But on the plus side, Blackburn's ERA is under 7!
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Maize » Sun 5/06/12 6:01 pm

Six Hole wrote:Twins have nine hits in their last four games.

EDIT: According to ELIAS, that's the lowest total for any four-game stretch in modern major league history.


14 in 5 has to be up there as well.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby sec 16 row16 seat 16 17 » Sun 5/06/12 6:08 pm

shoot for the first pick in the draft.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby hrbekroenick » Sun 5/06/12 6:21 pm

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Bushwood Gopher wrote:Did you guys catch that? Roy Smalley just confirmed aloud what I used to joke about the Twins and then gradually came to actually believe: "It's ok to give up a bunch of solo home runs, just don't walk any guys."

Is it any wonder why we are where we're at with this kind of dumbass lunacy?

We'll dump Liriano to the Rays for a bucket of balls before the trade deadline, and they'll figure out how to make him either a 20 game winner or a stud closer.


Kind of like how Delmon was going to turn into a triple crown threat once he got away from Vavra?


A triple crown threat brought down by a hate crime. Such a sad story...


Does that mean a Delmon Triple Crown is
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby rowshkex » Sun 5/06/12 7:48 pm

sec 16 row16 seat 16 17 wrote:shoot for the first pick in the draft.


Shoot for it? They may not be able to pull a Vikings even if they tried...
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby sunbone » Mon 5/07/12 9:42 am

Beauner wrote:Watching Felix pitch against the Twins is like what watching Randy Johnson throw against the Coon Rapids LLWS team would be like.

I heard a stat today on the pregame show that the Twins starting rotation is averaging something like 5.15 K/9. The only starting staff in MLB history lower than that was the 2003 Detroit Tigers. That Tigers team went 43-119. :oops: :oops: :oops:


I find this post completely unfair and offensive. As a fan of the CR Little League program.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Greyeagle » Mon 5/07/12 8:43 pm

Wonder if Twins hitting could hit Twins pitching? :conf2:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby dxmnkd316 » Tue 5/08/12 7:11 am

Greyeagle wrote:Wonder if Twins hitting could hit Twins pitching? :conf2:

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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Six Hole » Tue 5/08/12 3:15 pm

The Twins' 1 and 2 hitters tonight have a combined 36 major league ABs, and 155 total above Double-A.

This is incredibly idiotic managing.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bushwood Gopher » Tue 5/08/12 4:13 pm

Six Hole wrote:The Twins' 1 and 2 hitters tonight have a combined 36 major league ABs, and 155 total above Double-A.

This is incredibly idiotic managing.


They could bump up Joe into the 2 hole tonight, but only if he was playing SS or 2B. A middle infielder has to bat 2nd in your lineup.

Love that Komatsu taking Span's spot in the outfield means he necessarily has to in the batting order also.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby rowshkex » Tue 5/08/12 5:20 pm

Bushwood Gopher wrote:
Six Hole wrote:The Twins' 1 and 2 hitters tonight have a combined 36 major league ABs, and 155 total above Double-A.

This is incredibly idiotic managing.


They could bump up Joe into the 2 hole tonight, but only if he was playing SS or 2B. A middle infielder has to bat 2nd in your lineup.

Love that Komatsu taking Span's spot in the outfield means he necessarily has to in the batting order also.


Easily my most consistently frustrating point about Gardenhire over the past decade... Isn't that something a rookie manager would do if he didn't know how to properly manage a lineup...?
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Beauner » Tue 5/08/12 5:58 pm

rowshkex wrote:
Bushwood Gopher wrote:
Six Hole wrote:The Twins' 1 and 2 hitters tonight have a combined 36 major league ABs, and 155 total above Double-A.

This is incredibly idiotic managing.


They could bump up Joe into the 2 hole tonight, but only if he was playing SS or 2B. A middle infielder has to bat 2nd in your lineup.

Love that Komatsu taking Span's spot in the outfield means he necessarily has to in the batting order also.


Easily my most consistently frustrating point about Gardenhire over the past decade... Isn't that something a rookie manager would do if he didn't know how to properly manage a lineup...?


Yes.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby dxmnkd316 » Tue 5/08/12 7:32 pm

Don't look now but Doumit is clobbering the ball.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Norm » Tue 5/08/12 7:50 pm

Bushwood Gopher wrote:
Six Hole wrote:The Twins' 1 and 2 hitters tonight have a combined 36 major league ABs, and 155 total above Double-A.

This is incredibly idiotic managing.


They could bump up Joe into the 2 hole tonight, but only if he was playing SS or 2B. A middle infielder has to bat 2nd in your lineup.

I'm not sure you have to be a middle infielder to bat 2nd, but you better be hitting below .240. :oops:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby dxmnkd316 » Tue 5/08/12 9:50 pm

Six Hole wrote:The Twins' 1 and 2 hitters tonight have a combined 36 major league ABs, and 155 total above Double-A.

This is incredibly idiotic managing.


We won. 5-0. Weird.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bushwood Gopher » Tue 5/08/12 9:54 pm

dxmnkd316 wrote:
Six Hole wrote:The Twins' 1 and 2 hitters tonight have a combined 36 major league ABs, and 155 total above Double-A.

This is incredibly idiotic managing.


We won. 5-0. Weird.


You are as predictable as the day is long.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby dxmnkd316 » Tue 5/08/12 9:56 pm

Bushwood Gopher wrote:
dxmnkd316 wrote:
Six Hole wrote:The Twins' 1 and 2 hitters tonight have a combined 36 major league ABs, and 155 total above Double-A.

This is incredibly idiotic managing.


We won. 5-0. Weird.


You are as predictable as the day is long.


And your blind hatred of everything Twins is as predictable as the galaxy is wide. :bored:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Six Hole » Tue 5/08/12 9:59 pm

Bushwood Gopher wrote:
dxmnkd316 wrote:
Six Hole wrote:The Twins' 1 and 2 hitters tonight have a combined 36 major league ABs, and 155 total above Double-A.

This is incredibly idiotic managing.


We won. 5-0. Weird.


You are as predictable as the day is long.


Damn, beat me to it.

Gardy's a genius.

DMX, I wish you would have taken me up on the Twins-as-cellar-dwellers and Willingham-as-Bonds bet. I bet you're kicking yourself now that the Twins are streaking out of last place...
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Six Hole » Tue 5/08/12 10:00 pm

dxmnkd316 wrote:
Bushwood Gopher wrote:You are as predictable as the day is long.


And your blind hatred of everything Twins is as predictable as the galaxy is wide. :bored:


He's right, Busher, you do hate the Twins. :mrgreen:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Bushwood Gopher » Tue 5/08/12 10:05 pm

Six Hole wrote:
dxmnkd316 wrote:
Bushwood Gopher wrote:You are as predictable as the day is long.


And your blind hatred of everything Twins is as predictable as the galaxy is wide. :bored:


He's right, Busher, you do hate the Twins. :mrgreen:


I take umbrage to that Six. I don't merely hate them, I blindly hate them. :wink:
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby dxmnkd316 » Tue 5/08/12 10:14 pm

We didn't win by 10. Fire Gardy. No, wait. Better yet. Burn him at the stake. And that Mauer guy, too. He sucks.
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Re: Twins 2012 season

Postby Six Hole » Tue 5/08/12 10:23 pm

dxmnkd316 wrote:We didn't win by 10. Fire Gardy. No, wait. Better yet. Burn him at the stake. And that Mauer guy, too. He sucks.


LOLZ, WUT? Y U MAD, DMX?
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Postby dxmnkd316 » Tue 5/08/12 10:24 pm

Not as mad as you Dix Hole. Or wait, that's not your name... Weird.
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Postby Armadillo » Tue 5/08/12 10:28 pm

dxmnkd316 wrote:Not as mad as you Dix Hole. Or wait, that's not your name... Weird.


That seemed uncalled for.
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