
ScoobyDoo wrote:Why is Alexi Casilla still here?

ScoobyDoo wrote:Joe Mauer's first at bat of the season and he grounds into a double play.
Contrast that with the Orioles getting a two run bomb off Pavano in their bottom half of the first inning.
It's going to be a long season.
Bushwood Gopher wrote:It only took Bremer 5 innings to run with the meme that Benjy Revere is going to bunt Cabrera/Fielder to death this year.

ScoobyDoo wrote:Joe Mauer's first at bat of the season and he grounds into a double play.
Contrast that with the Orioles getting a two run bomb off Pavano in their bottom half of the first inning.
It's going to be a long season.
sunbone wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:It only took Bremer 5 innings to run with the meme that Benjy Revere is going to bunt Cabrera/Fielder to death this year.
He didn't mention that Fielder could go from first to 3rd on a single hit to Ben in short center?
h8red wrote:ScoobyDoo wrote:Joe Mauer's first at bat of the season and he grounds into a double play.
Contrast that with the Orioles getting a two run bomb off Pavano in their bottom half of the first inning.
It's going to be a long season.
The Twins will be pretty sad all year...mostly b/c the pitching staff is bad & will only get much worse.
Could be 100 losses.. Not joking.
gopherguy13 wrote:The thing I hate about baseball teams being so terrible, is that the draft seems like such a crapshoot. I feel like with any other sport, if you are terrible and get a top 5 draft pick, you will almost always get someone good out of it. Someone who can step in immediately and at least provide somewhat of a spark.
In baseball it seems like it takes 14 years for a draft pick to actually make it up to the big club.
gopherguy13 wrote:In baseball it seems like it takes 14 years for a draft pick to actually make it up to the big club.
Bushwood Gopher wrote:h8red wrote:ScoobyDoo wrote:Joe Mauer's first at bat of the season and he grounds into a double play.
Contrast that with the Orioles getting a two run bomb off Pavano in their bottom half of the first inning.
It's going to be a long season.
The Twins will be pretty sad all year...mostly b/c the pitching staff is bad & will only get much worse.
Could be 100 losses.. Not joking.
Mark Rosen??? Is that you???
I was waiting for someone to mention the starting pitching in a game where we don't score a run nor advance a guy as far as 3rd base.
sunbone wrote:ScoobyDoo wrote:Why is Alexi Casilla still here?
He isn't hurt yet. Give it a week.
h8red wrote:sunbone wrote:ScoobyDoo wrote:Why is Alexi Casilla still here?
He isn't hurt yet. Give it a week.
It doesn't matter if he's hurt or not...he's just not that good, neither is Span (besides, he's very smug & simply unlikeable), Valencia, etc... I shouldn't need to explain any further than that.
streakygopher wrote:h8red wrote:sunbone wrote:ScoobyDoo wrote:Why is Alexi Casilla still here?
He isn't hurt yet. Give it a week.
It doesn't matter if he's hurt or not...he's just not that good, neither is Span (besides, he's very smug & simply unlikeable), Valencia, etc... I shouldn't need to explain any further than that.
Look at the bright side, there will be nice weather and lots of tickets available this summer for a pleasant downtown experience...and there will be a game going on in the background.
h8red wrote: he's just not that good, neither is Span (besides, he's very smug & simply unlikeable).
Six Hole wrote:h8red wrote: he's just not that good, neither is Span (besides, he's very smug & simply unlikeable).
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Forget the part where you said Span isn't good: are you saying Span is smug and unlikable? Denard Span, CF for the Twins? That same one?
rowshkex wrote:Six Hole wrote:h8red wrote: he's just not that good, neither is Span (besides, he's very smug & simply unlikeable).
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Forget the part where you said Span isn't good: are you saying Span is smug and unlikable? Denard Span, CF for the Twins? That same one?
Maybe h8red is incredibly offended by the amount of times he says "you know" in an interview...?
Six Hole wrote:h8red wrote: he's just not that good, neither is Span (besides, he's very smug & simply unlikeable).
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Forget the part where you said Span isn't good: are you saying Span is smug and unlikable? Denard Span, CF for the Twins? That same one?
Bushwood Gopher wrote:I think he was referring to Alexi Casilla with that statement but it was hard to tell with how the sentence was worded.
gopherguy13 wrote:Should we make the 2012-2013 Offseason Thread now, or just wait until May?
The Mole wrote:The Twins are now mathematically eliminated.
Beauner wrote:The Mole wrote:The Twins are now mathematically eliminated.
I can't believe they battled and made it a race this long! Alas, they came up short.
dryfly wrote:I asked above - how often do teams lose right out of the shoot and never get a sniff of .500 the rest of the season? Rarely? Ten percent of the time? More often?
We did last year didn't we? Lose right out of the shoot and never get above .500 the rest of the season. Closest we got was 1-2, 2-3 and 3-4 during the first week ... but even as bad as last year was we had TWO WHOLE MONTHS where we played better than 500 ball [for the month - the aggregate was still below 500] ... June (17-9 for .654) and July (16-13 for .552) ... By July 17th after beating KC 4-3 we were back withing 5 games of .500 at 44-49 (.473) and again on July 20th after beating CLE 7-5 46-51 (.474) ... after that they went down like a submarine.
Sooooo... as bad as last year was it could be a lot WORSE. Something to be watching for as the 'L's start adding up this season.
Source: http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/MIN/2011.shtml
Bushwood Gopher wrote:dryfly wrote:I asked above - how often do teams lose right out of the shoot and never get a sniff of .500 the rest of the season? Rarely? Ten percent of the time? More often?
We did last year didn't we? Lose right out of the shoot and never get above .500 the rest of the season. Closest we got was 1-2, 2-3 and 3-4 during the first week ... but even as bad as last year was we had TWO WHOLE MONTHS where we played better than 500 ball [for the month - the aggregate was still below 500] ... June (17-9 for .654) and July (16-13 for .552) ... By July 17th after beating KC 4-3 we were back withing 5 games of .500 at 44-49 (.473) and again on July 20th after beating CLE 7-5 46-51 (.474) ... after that they went down like a submarine.
Sooooo... as bad as last year was it could be a lot WORSE. Something to be watching for as the 'L's start adding up this season.
Source: http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/MIN/2011.shtml
Not sure how often historically but there were two teams last year who did, us and the Houston Astros. In 2010 only one team did, the Baltimore Orioles and that season the Pirates lost 105 games and even they still managed to hit .500 or better three weeks into the season. My guess is this does not happen very often--maybe one team on average per year if even that.
Having said that, we could be a candidate to do it back-to-back given how brutal our schedule is through the month of April.

theskillz wrote:Two hits?

theskillz wrote:Two hits?
psych wrote:theskillz wrote:Two hits?
Better than 0...I feel bad for Mauer though. He didn't have many chances to increase his GDP total.
JWG wrote:So.... the Twinkies... how long until football?!

Beauner wrote:Six Hole wrote:h8red wrote: he's just not that good, neither is Span (besides, he's very smug & simply unlikeable).
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Forget the part where you said Span isn't good: are you saying Span is smug and unlikable? Denard Span, CF for the Twins? That same one?
Glad somebody mentioned this. I don't think I would have been so calm.
h8red wrote:Beauner wrote:Six Hole wrote:h8red wrote: he's just not that good, neither is Span (besides, he's very smug & simply unlikeable).
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Forget the part where you said Span isn't good: are you saying Span is smug and unlikable? Denard Span, CF for the Twins? That same one?
Glad somebody mentioned this. I don't think I would have been so calm.
Yes. I meant what I said about Span. I have heard him in multiple interviews complaining about one thing or another...for example talking about Target Field outfield being too big & makes his job so much harder, the grass being too tall in the infield preventing more of his hits getting through, comparing the feeling of leaving for spring training and the long baseball season like he's going off to war in Afghanastan and Iraq. As far as I know he has never been enlisted in any part of the military let alone actually gone off to war. Who does he think he is? Typical cry-baby athlete who thinks of no-one else but himself & making excuses for why he sucks. I'm sorry if any of you have a man-crush on Denard Span but next time you see him see how approachable he is when you ask to spoon with him.
Lineup note: It makes sense to sit Chris Parmelee against lefty C.J. Wilson. Ryan Doumit is behind the plate, Gardy said, because he hasn't played right field at Target Field yet and wanted him a day to get used to the park. Doumit was expected to get pre-game work in the outfield. "My thought was to just go ahead and catch Doums (Doumz? Dooms?) again, let Joe (play first) again and give Dooms a chance to run around in the outfield before I put him out there. I know the wind is going to be blowing. I know the sun could pop up out there. That might be a little much to ask him to do that right away. Let me give him a day out there.''
It gives (Trevor) Plouffe to get out there against this lefty, to."
Beauner wrote:h8red wrote:Beauner wrote:Six Hole wrote:h8red wrote: he's just not that good, neither is Span (besides, he's very smug & simply unlikeable).
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Forget the part where you said Span isn't good: are you saying Span is smug and unlikable? Denard Span, CF for the Twins? That same one?
Glad somebody mentioned this. I don't think I would have been so calm.
Yes. I meant what I said about Span. I have heard him in multiple interviews complaining about one thing or another...for example talking about Target Field outfield being too big & makes his job so much harder, the grass being too tall in the infield preventing more of his hits getting through, comparing the feeling of leaving for spring training and the long baseball season like he's going off to war in Afghanastan and Iraq. As far as I know he has never been enlisted in any part of the military let alone actually gone off to war. Who does he think he is? Typical cry-baby athlete who thinks of no-one else but himself & making excuses for why he sucks. I'm sorry if any of you have a man-crush on Denard Span but next time you see him see how approachable he is when you ask to spoon with him.
A career .284/.360 hitter in the leadoff spot with good outfield defense sure sucks.![]()
Did he say a stupid thing with the Afghanistan/Iraq war? Yeah. But put a microphone in front of any athlete and you're going to hear stupid crap. Just like if you put a microphone in front of anybody else you're going to hear stupid crap.
As far as Span making comments about the outfield being too big or the grass being too long... Which Twins players HAVEN'T complained about Target Field? They complained about the trees in center. They complained about the dimensions. They complained about the big wall. They complained about it being too cold.
I've never heard Span complaining about Target Field realistically. The part about making his job harder is a simple fact. He's got more ground to cover than he did at the dome. It wasn't a complaint. He just said that Target Field's size makes playing CF more difficult. I didn't hear him make any excuses.
Get over yourself.
Six Hole wrote:Perfect Gardy-type of explanation.
JWG wrote:Didn't take the Twins long to fall behind today. Hard to start the year 4+ under .500. Though, with no improvements in the bullpen, closing position or starting rotation (or, frankly, anywhere) - I guess I didn't expect this team would be better.
Bushwood Gopher wrote:JWG wrote:Didn't take the Twins long to fall behind today. Hard to start the year 4+ under .500. Though, with no improvements in the bullpen, closing position or starting rotation (or, frankly, anywhere) - I guess I didn't expect this team would be better.
It's a hitting league. You have to score runs. We don't score runs. Didn't all of last year. Haven't to start this year either.
I'm going to need a strait jacket listening to people talk about pitching after we keep losing games 3 - 1, 2 - 1, 2 - 0, 1- 0 all year long...

ScoobyDoo wrote:I think they'll be worse offensively this year. And given the electric offense so far I may be right.
sunbone wrote:ScoobyDoo wrote:I think they'll be worse offensively this year. And given the electric offense so far I may be right.
I wouldn't expect you to feel any other way, Scooby.

sunbone wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:JWG wrote:Didn't take the Twins long to fall behind today. Hard to start the year 4+ under .500. Though, with no improvements in the bullpen, closing position or starting rotation (or, frankly, anywhere) - I guess I didn't expect this team would be better.
It's a hitting league. You have to score runs. We don't score runs. Didn't all of last year. Haven't to start this year either.
I'm going to need a strait jacket listening to people talk about pitching after we keep losing games 3 - 1, 2 - 1, 2 - 0, 1- 0 all year long...
Do you expect this team to be as poor offensively as last year? If they stay healthy I don't think that at all. I'm not thinking '27 Yanks but about an average offense. And the pitching does suck. Want me to tighten the arms on that thing?
ScoobyDoo wrote:sunbone wrote:ScoobyDoo wrote:I think they'll be worse offensively this year. And given the electric offense so far I may be right.
I wouldn't expect you to feel any other way, Scooby.
Defense will be worse as well.

ScoobyDoo wrote:sunbone wrote:ScoobyDoo wrote:I think they'll be worse offensively this year. And given the electric offense so far I may be right.
I wouldn't expect you to feel any other way, Scooby.
Defense will be worse as well.

sunbone wrote:Bushwood Gopher wrote:JWG wrote:Didn't take the Twins long to fall behind today. Hard to start the year 4+ under .500. Though, with no improvements in the bullpen, closing position or starting rotation (or, frankly, anywhere) - I guess I didn't expect this team would be better.
It's a hitting league. You have to score runs. We don't score runs. Didn't all of last year. Haven't to start this year either.
I'm going to need a strait jacket listening to people talk about pitching after we keep losing games 3 - 1, 2 - 1, 2 - 0, 1- 0 all year long...
Do you expect this team to be as poor offensively as last year? If they stay healthy I don't think that at all. I'm not thinking '27 Yanks but about an average offense. And the pitching does suck. Want me to tighten the arms on that thing?
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